"I have this fear that people are secretly videoing me having sex."
"The styling was shit. It was just all flopped off the shoulder. Not hard."
"I know. I totally can't do yoga anymore, you know? It's not mine to practice. You know, some things are culturally sacred!"
Girl 1: "Did see Lorde's dance at the VMA's last night?"
Girl 2: "OMG I love her. I keep thinking I can't love her more. Then I do."
"I feel like they were taking the piss with that collection. It was that kid that everyone had in their class in primary school? The one who wore socks with scuffs? With a windbreaker. And a Chicago Bulls scarf. Who had no lunch. You know the one."
"Holy shit! That girl looks exactly like Brienne of Tarth! But short!" (She did)
Girl 1:"After watching Okja I am seriously considering becoming a vegan."
Girl 2: "You do realise I can't be your friend anymore if you're a vegan aye?"
"Guys! I just got a text from Shelley! Free drinks at the Yu Mei show. They're not checking tickets!"
"What the actual fuck is up with this no goodie bag shit?"
"Yeah she used to be a model. You can't tell though. She's got a real pie-face now."
Girl 1: Did you see that male model in the Weddings Show?
Girl 2: The one with the long hair?
Girl 1: Yep. He's so hot.
Girl 2: I wanna sit on his face.
"I'm surprised no one's died at one of these."