"Your vision's fine," Mum scolded me on our way out the door.
"Well, can I have a hearing aid then?" I asked.
I'm sure the hearing aid will come in good time but for now I can rejoice in the fact that I can wear real glasses - not the pretend ones with fake lenses but real bona fide seeing eye glasses. I got the good news that I was short sighted today and I rang my mum straight away.
"You must be so excited," she said.
"Yes! I am!" I replied.
Nothing can spoil my good mood. Let the frame picking begin. I'm going for the sexy librarian look.