Has anyone ever told you you’re an asshole? Well they should.
Ever seen a bull with its horns stuck in the ground? It’s really funny. Not for the bull, but for everyone who gets to stand there and watch the silly thing get madder and madder. The funniest part is that it shoved its horns into the ground on purpose to prove a point. It could pull them out but it’s too damn stubborn. Dick.
Everyone hates you because you’re talented. The people who don’t hate you just want to be near you to be seen with you.
Oh my god shut up. Stop fucking whining about your life and change something.
You’re a leader. Yep. You’re good at managing it all. You’re good at running your own business and managing a team. Just don’t be a cunt about it.
The funniest part is that you think you are considerate when really you’re the most self-absorbed of the zodiac. Sure, you love being around people, just like all performers love having an audience. Oh and by the way, not everyone needs to comply with your weird rules that the crazy voices in your head have enforced on you, so keep them to yourself.
You think everything must be fair. But when you insist on things always being 50/50 and others occasionally give more out of kindness, guess what? You end up with more you stingy fucker! Don’t be such a stickler for fairness and try being nice. Cunt.
Some people may think you’re an asshole but you’re just a scorpio. If someone calls you a fuckwit just take a breath and try to be less like yourself.
Nobody cares what you have to say. Shut up and stop trying to make everyone conform to your crazy ways. Wanna know something insightful? You are not perfect. So focus on changing your own problems before you going hassling other people.
You’re insane but you think your way is the right way. It’s actually the best way to live so carry on. Just don’t go giving advice because you’re an asshole.
Oh for fuck sake. Everyone is sick of your existential crises. Just shut up and get your shit done and stop analysing it. Your woo-woo crazy ways are exhausting so shut up about your crystals. Hippy.
Get your shit together day dreamer. Get a real job, you’re not practical enough to make it in the arts. Unless you marry a doctor or lawyer, you’re fucked. You’re too fragile and emotional to create art and manage to feed yourself and keep a roof over your head at the same time.