The family stickers sometimes seem a bit like bragging. "Hey look - yeah you - single person - look what I've got - a faaaaamily. What do you have? Nothing."
They need family stickers with a lady, a bottle of wine, the television and several cats. And what if you split up with your husband? Do you remove his sticker from the car? What if your dog dies? Does that sticker come off too or do you just write RIP next to it.
You know sometimes there are bad trends, like devil sticks or chatter rings? Yeah, well this is one of them. Family car stickers are dumb.