Having friends costs money. You have to meet them for coffee, if you invite them round you have to buy shit - and not just the normal shit you buy but better shit than you normally buy to impress your friends. And if you go and visit them you have to take something otherwise you are rude and you often don't have anything so you have to stop and buy something - and it can't be crappy. It has to be nice.
2. Being the Boss
Being the boss costs money. You have to provide snacks for meetings and if you don't your workmates will hate you. You also have to buy people easter eggs and Christmas gifts - and those little cards that go with them.
3. Going to a Sale
Going to a sale costs more than just going to a normal shop with no sale. Everything seems like such a good deal and then you're like : How did I spend $200?? I thought it was a sale.
How the fuck are they so expensive? They're small.
5. Being a Woman
Sanitary items are expensive, yo.
6. Looking Good
Haircuts, eyelash tinting, razors, Weight Watchers, Fitbit, gym membership, make-up, activewear, moustache waxing.
7. Owning a Pet
My daughter can't go to university now because of our dog.
8. Getting Married
What the fuck were those bills about? Why can't you get married without a celebrant, photographer and place settings?
9. Being addicted to Kmart.
It's not my fault and there are no support groups.