Reading on the toilet is fabulous. It makes the time go faster and the poo less stressful. In fact, I can't go unless I'm reading. Reading on the toilet is one of life's simple pleasures. You can be having a terrible day and the toilet can act as a retreat - a safe place, a place where you can go and be alone. You can read anything on the toilet: poetry, magazines, newspapers, fiction, non-fiction, literature or trash - it doesn't matter. Reading on the toilet is for awesome people. Reading on the toilet is a true sign that you are a book worm. But the main reason reading on the toilet is great is because it probably means that you are doing your number twos at home which means that you are not one of those horrible, evil people who poo at work.
Lisette - Haine
Reading on the toilet is just plain wrong for a multitude of reasons. Firstly, if you read library books it is disgusting Other people are going to read them. If you read library books on the toilet you are a bad person. Do you really want your poop germs waltzing back to the library infecting all the other books? If so you are a sicko. If you read on the toilet and you only have one toilet in your home you are just plain selfish. Get in, get out I say. No dilly dallying. Drop your load and get the hell off and stop hogging the god damn bowl with your lah de dah reading ways. And what the hell man? Who has time to read on the toilet these days anyway? I clean stuff and call to my kids to stop killing each other when I am on the toilet. Time is money people! Tick tock!
Finally, if you read on the loo there is a very good chance that you may make the worst mistake of all and forget to wipe. Believe me, there is no worse feeling on the planet than when you jump up, pull up your pants and discover than you have forgotten a very important step the toileting process. It's just awful.