Taken on long walks in a pushchair in the cold baby
You don't like the cold. You are afraid you'll be caught out in the weather without a jumper or a jacket. You have to be prepared. You're scared there will be an earthquake and you will be stuck without a blanket. This is because your parents thought fresh air was good for you.
You have social anxiety. When you were a baby, people just came at you out of nowhere uncovering their faces and shouting "Peekaboo!" No wonder you don't like parties. You're constantly on high alert.
Left on your own while your mother went to piss baby
You're afraid of abandonemt. You didn't know that when your mother went to take a piss and left you lying on the carpet that she was coming back. How could you? You were a baby!
Thrown in the air baby
You're afraid of heights. Your parents were trying to play with you and make you giggle but really they were just fucking you up.
Taken to swimming lessons baby
You're afraid of the water. You are afraid of the beach and what's lurking in the river. It's because you were taken to swimming lessons and they poured water over your head through a sieve and said stuff like "All babies are born able to swim" and then got your parents to let you go in the water. You had no idea you were not going to be left there to drown or be eaten by a shark.
You're scared of spiders. You didn't know it was your parents tickling you. You thought spiders were crawling all over your body.
Fed every four hours baby
You're scared of being hungry. It's because the midwife told your parents you only needed to be fed every four hours so you were starving for the last half hour of each cycle. You need food on hand just in case.
The no night light baby
You're afraid of the dark and for good reason. Your parents put you in a pitch black room for around 12 hours every single day. They even bought those block out curtains and shut them during your day time nap. No wonder you're fucked up.
Your first instinct may be to go and find your parents and have it out with them. But please, be patient with them. They have their own fears caused by their own parents.