20: Be the drunkest person at a party - you know the one - the one that has misread the vibe and has drunk three bottles of wine instead of three glasses.
19: Read War and Peace - I tried it and I can't remember any of it except they all have about fifty names each.
18: Join the mile high club - who on God's green earth would want to have sex in those disgusting plane toilets?
17: Eat your own shit - that would just be weird.
16: Eat the meatball sub from Subway - food poisoning roulette.
15: Shave your head - never a good idea (unless it's for Cancer fundraising then it's a great idea).
14: Take up cycling - you know the type when you wear lycra and everybody hates you.
13: Drink Absinthe - The last time my husband did this, he was arrested.
12: Watch Open Water 2: Adrift. WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT THE LADDER DOWN? WHY WOULDN'T YOU DENT THE BOAT WITH THE KNIFE? WHY DID YOU DROP THE KNIFE? WHY DID YOU SWIM AWAY? WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE BABY ON BOARD?
11: Go on 'The Block' - Three rooms in one week is too many. Where treatment of contestants amounts to little more than psychological torture.
10: Wear your undies on your head - only funny once - when you were five.
9: Get a perm if you have grey hair.
8: Visit Stonehenge Aotearoa #notworthit
7: Fly Jetstar.
6: Worry about things - waste of time.
5: Eat all your Easter eggs in one go.
4: Get a fake tan - can anyone spell 'morange'?
3: Own a rabbit. Dead animal walking.
2: Buy a star in the sky. If you do this, you are an idiot.
1: Say "YOLO!" Because...........YOLO.