“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.” - Mae West
“You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.” - Sam Keen
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!” - Anais Nin
“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.” - The Joyce brothers.
"It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being." - Benjamin Disraeli
“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” - Henry Youngman