Ever wondered what that girl at the clothing store actually thinks when you ask "Does my bum look bit in this?" It's probably more along the lines of "Well your ass is massive, it's got nothing to do with the outfit lady."
What about those days when you are on the rag? Your uterus is puffed up to the size of Canada. Your boobs are killing you and you're leaking blood like a harpooned whale, when somebody asks " How are you today?" What if just for one day you actually answered for real? "Well, actually I've got the period from hell! I've changed my tampon five times already and it's only 10am! My uterus is so sore I am tempted to perform an impromptu hysterectomy on myself in the ladies room with a rusty spoon." Wouldn't it be fantastic and utterly refreshing?