Everything that needs to be said has already been said, right? We don't need to make up anything new do we? The best place to go for important lines of dialogue is obviously song lyrics.
Here are some helpful hints for particular situations when you can't think of anything to say.
Someone is mean to you:
"I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake it off. Shake it off."
Someone asks you where you met your boyfriend:
"I met him at a Candy Store. He turned around and smiled at me. You get the picture?"
Someone asks you your beliefs in education:
"I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way."
Someone else says something witty:
"You took the words right out of my mouth."
You are asked to speak at a funeral:
"You're in the arms of an angel. May you find some comfort there."
You see your ex-boyfriend on the street:
"Fuck you and your untouchable face. Fuck you for existing in the first place."
Baby won't stop crying:
"Cry me a river, cry me a river"
You are going on a holiday:
"Well, I'm leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again."
Two year old is throwing a tanty and no end of comforting will console him:
"What do you want from me?"
Five year old starts school and after the first few weeks of missing them....:
"Since you've been gone, I can breathe for the first time!"
Friend has a problem they keep telling you about:
"Let it go. Let it go…."
(Girl off Frozen)
You don't get what you want for Christmas:
"Santa Claus you c**t, where's my fucking bike? I've been through all this other junk, there's nothing that I like."
(Kevin Bloody Wilson)
You're really drunk with your best friend:
"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl."
Someone you know is having a hard time:
"Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world."
You're in love:
"I could hold you for a million years, to make you feel my love."
You're on a fishing trip with a friend who keeps getting distracted by all the pretty waterfalls:
"Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
You get hit by a car:
"You came in like a wrecking ball!"
You get a pet tiger that keeps attacking you:
"Tried to domesticate you. But you're an animal. It's in your nature."
(Robin Thicke (The Chauvinist Dick))
You're teaching your kids to cross the road:
"Stop. Hesitate and Listen."