Don't worry, it wouldn't be painful. I mean - I do love him. It's just that I'm sure I'm not supposed to spend the amount of time with my husband that I actually do. You see, in the cave times or war times, I wouldn't have seen him that much. I would have got to spend the majority of my time with my mum, my daughter, my nephews and my sister in laws (who I adore). None of those ladies annoy me as much as my husband does. Sometimes I feel he was put on this earth with the sole purpose of annoying me. I don't hold it against him. I figure if I lived with any man at all he would have the same effect of driving me fucking crazy.
Have you heard of the term gaslighting? Well, that's what my husband does to me. He deliberately winds me up and then acts as if I'm nuts and it is in these moments that I give him the look. He thinks the look means I am very, very angry with him but it doesn't. It means "I am currently planning your death and deciding what I would wear to your funeral."
I feel bad now. I shouldn't plan to kill my husband. But it's not my fault. He is really irritating. And I know I'm not the only one........Am I?